Taxes

Monday, 22 January 2007

Why does King Henry need to know how much money I made in Texas? He is just being a greedy, noisy I guess I am going to pay the King is fucking exit tax, because after living Okieland for so long, I can not afford a lawyer. King Henry, you win this one. You are a typical Democrat, that is to say, of course you are a criminal. To friends in Okieland, your King Henry is going crazy driving productive companies out of Oklahoma as fast has he can. Some food for thought when you elect your next King. It's not just the TechJim.com 's of the world, but let's go to India where GM moved.

I know King Henry is a Democrat, so I know he would take a bribe, but I am not a criminal (I mean Democrat), so I am not going to pay him directly. I will pay through the King's Greedy Bastards (KGB) (tax collectors in Oklahoma), like everyone else.

How can this fucking King Henry charge you an 'exit tax' for leaving Oklahoma?

Why don't you just leave Oklahoma Jim? I did but they have a lot of corruption to feed and they can not afford to let tax payers just leave. King Henry is taxing my income in Texas now. How can they do this? For this reason, I am going to say anything I want about Oklahoma and King Henry until they let me keep money earned in Texas.

King Henry has a built in system of taxing money earned in Texas. The scam (Okei tax law) is if you earned $1,000.00 in January in Oklahoma, and $1,000,000.00 in Texas in February, Oklahoma will tax you 1/12 of $1,001,000.00, you have to pay Oklahoma income tax on $83,416.00. This means the income tax for Oklahoma $1,000.00 is $5,829.00 (7% of 83,416). That is correct, the tax for the month in Oklahoma is 5 times the amount earned. All the rest of the taxes are just as whacky! How can they do this? I do not know, but I do know that the income tax people in Oklahoma are as bad or worse than the I R S!

I am so sorry I ever heard of Oklahoma! King Henry is the biggest thief in the State! But it does not end with him. They have the highest taxes I have ever paid and nothing special in schools or roads or anything else, so I think King Henry and other Oklahoma politicians are stealing it! The Oklahoma taxes can only be describe as a powerful vacuum that will not quit sucking me dry!

Do not go to Oklahoma without an exist strategy! Also it's a good idea to leave anything that makes money out of the state as well.

I left Texas to take a job in Oklahoma, mistake, mistake, mistake. The people are nice. But King Henry and fellow tax collectors have made me sorry I left Texas. I am back in Texas, but now King Henry's I R S wants to profit from my money earned in Texas! What the fuck is wrong with you. I am sorry I ever came to your state.

The only thing Okies do well is tax Folks, if you have ever considered taking a job in Oklahoma, don't do it. Once they get your Social Security number, they WILL make you sorry you ever heard of them. Everything is taxable in Oklahoma. While in Oklahoma, our taxes where higher than ever before. I must be rich.

The Oklahoma Tax code is set up much like the I R S tax code, very confusing! It is impossible to file a return in Oklahoma without making mistakes. The law enforcement loves this, because anyone filing a tax return is a criminal. Just like the FBI uses tax errors to the I R S to further it's cause. Willie Nelson is an example. Since it is also impossible to file a federal tax return without errors. The Okie version of the I R S and FBI are doing the same thing at the state level. I have committed crimes against Oklahoma, because I have filed state tax returns! I will have to wait for King Henry's I R S, to decide what crimes.

I should be glad that King Henry drove me, GM, and countless other businesses out of Oklahoma! We are all fucking (fucking is an illegal word in Okieland), criminals just for paying our taxes! Well, I will not be paying any more to the King.

I thought federal taxes were a bitch, I recently moved to Oklahoma. All I can say is I am Sorry! I took a week off from work to do my Oklahoma state income tax! Yes I really did!

As of this day (22 Mar 2003), taxes in Oklahoma are being use to finance Bass Pro, to the tune of 18 Million. At this exact same time, they are firing teachers, claiming they are in a budget crisis. Folks, when someone says "Budget Crisis", that means massive mismanagement or right out fraud! At this same time, they have a new law in the state requiring ALL public school students to participate in Christian prayer for the first 60 seconds of the day! At the same time, they are letting criminals go early, because they don't have the money to keep them! Folks, the next time you hear the term "Budget Crisis", the source it comes from will most likely be the source of the theft, fraud, and bribery. My taxes are higher than ever before! This is a FACT. Where is the money going?

So let me see if I have this straight. We have enough money to make born-again students and teachers, but we don't have the money to keep teachers on the job. I just figured it out as I was typing. They are probably only going to fire the non-Christian teachers. I guess that would work. Don't worry about this too much, the state just wants to teach the kids what parents and churches have failed to.

So, we don't have the money to keep the criminals in jail, but we can use tax money to pay for Bass Pro to town? Folks of Oklahoma, where are your priorities? Never mind, I can see that. It's too bad, I didn't go to the schools where they have the 60 seconds of prays the lord everyday, or I might have been converted by now!

Federal tax laws are designed such that NO ONE, not even the IRS knows tax laws enough to make an error free tax return. This is for real. I asked the IRS to send me a copy of the tax code and they said "They can't do that."

Does anyone in the United States know how much his tax bill is going to be? Of course not, there is just no way of knowing. For me, I get refunds from over paying taxes some years, some years I write a check to the IRS. Sometimes you have to pay a fine for underpaying taxes during the year. Well, wake up folks! If we had any idea what that tax bill was going to be, we would pay it!

People like the Clintons and Janet Reno want to keep this so they can:

Audit any tax return, and find errors, and always have in the government arsenal the threat of getting into trouble with the IRS if you don't follow them in other areas.

Utah's King (Mike Leavitt) now wants to tax people outside his own kingdom! Bad, bad, bad! This actually sounds like something Democrats or Socialists would do, but the guy is at least officially a Republican. I say King Mike, stay in Utah and leave me and the rest of the world alone. If this guy gets his way, I (a Texas business man, will be liable for collecting sales tax in all 50 states!)

Listen folks. I know this is just a damn joke, you can't take it seriously, but then again, with the Clinton administration in DC, ANYTHING goes! Mike, I am not now, or will I ever be part of your kingdom. Your authority stops at your state line!

We consider it our obligation to collect sales tax for Texans from Texans. We at OC's Computer Consulting have no intention of collecting taxes for 49 other states. "Not to worry", the Governors Association is telling us that they will approve (Yes, that would be "Government approved") software for accomplishing this. Not only no, but Hell NO! I have NO Constitutional right, or obligation to collect taxes for states other than Texas! If the Governors don't like it, let them shut me down! Let me see, what is the worse thing that could happen here? We could lose our "Texas Sales Tax Permit", maybe. Then we wouldn't tax Texans either! (Hummmm???)

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,32564,00.html

Hey,

Taxes are just a way of life. Someone has to pay for the Monicas of the world!

I always thought there should be a "truth in tax" law! You know, so you actually know what you are paying in tax on anything! For example, did you know you pay 15 percent for Social Security tax? Of course not. And wouldn't it be just grand if everyone knew, that the people that think this is a good deal, exempt most of their own income from the tax! Yes, this is true. Most of the money that Presidents, and other politicians make is exempt from the program! The folks at the Social Security office will tell you that the formulas for payment favors the those whom earned less. But what they won't tell you is the formula really favors those whom earn more during the working years.

If you come to San Antonio and stay in one of our fine hotels, you will be hit with the Spurs tax! (yeah, even if you've never heard of basketball or the NBA). I did vote against this, but the "Saddles and Spurs Committee" actually told people that there would be no new taxes! This is how they got it passed. The bottom line from San Antonio, we are only going to make ignorant visitors pay.

I don't know where the United States Government decided that it is their job to keep us safe from ourselves! Taxes on any given products are fine, but to tax some products extremely heavy because we have a few whiners that can't raise their own kids is crazy! And there is nothing constitutional about it! For example, cigarette tax. More is paid in taxes on cigarettes than profits! And when the tobacco companies get sued, Why don't states and the federal government have to pay the lion's share of the suit, even though, they took the lion's share of the profit! If we let them continue in this direction, the only thing left untaxed and deemed safe for us will be the vegetable isle!

We need one more constitutional amendment. Limiting the maximum tax that any person should have to pay to only 75 percent of their income!

For this year, I am recommending Kiplinger TaxCut. After installing it, there are no AOL or AT&T viruses! I would like to thank the folks at Intuit for showing me the better (Kiplinger TaxCut) software package to use! Thank you very much!